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Vote for Dummies! You know it makes sense

on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:09

The present case being prosecuted in Aberdeen should be reversed and shop dummies ought to be allowed to stand in elections.

They could hardly do a worse job than the people there now and there are very great advantages as councillor expenses could be dramatically reduced:

  • They could be neatly tidied away in a side room every night so wouldn't need travel expenses
  • On fact finding trips could be posted there as freight saving air fares as well.....
  • No food, drink and entertainment expenses either.....
  • They'd always be neatly turned out

It may be we already have some shop dummies in the chamber of course, but to misquote Dorothy Parker: " How we would ever tell!"

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