Vote for Dummies! You know it makes sense
The present case being prosecuted in Aberdeen should be reversed and shop dummies ought to be allowed to stand in elections.
They could hardly do a worse job than the people there now and there are very great advantages as councillor expenses could be dramatically reduced:
- They could be neatly tidied away in a side room every night so wouldn't need travel expenses
- On fact finding trips could be posted there as freight saving air fares as well.....
- No food, drink and entertainment expenses either.....
- They'd always be neatly turned out
It may be we already have some shop dummies in the chamber of course, but to misquote Dorothy Parker: " How we would ever tell!"